Whoa, whoa, whoa! No need to freak out.

哇！没必要惊慌。

Behold the freak for all to see.

见证奇迹的时刻到了。

I'm not freaking out. - Po. -I'm freaking in. - Po!

我不抓狂。- 阿宝。－我心平气和。- 阿宝！

You don't think I'm a freak now, do you?

不会觉得我个怪胎吧？

" — you think I want to be a — a freak? "

“——以为我想成为一个——一个怪物？”

It is amazing the freaks we used to date.

咱们怎么老和品约会啊。

Oh, my God. And you're not freaking out?

我的天啊，没有被吓跑吗？

You are not a freak. You're a guy.

不怪胎，个正常男人。

For the record, I am not a neat freak.

声明一下 我这人没洁癖。

Why be such a control freak? Sooner or later every story comes out somewhere.

何必控制欲这么强？或迟或早每个故事总会走到个结局，管它结在哪呢。

No, you kidding? The guy's a freak. I judge him.

不，开玩笑吧？他个怪胎。我鄙视他。

You don't think I'm a total freak? - No.

不认为我怪人吗？ -不。

Dad, why are you freaking out?

老爸 急个什么劲儿啊？

Then why is he freaking out?

那他为什么那么惊慌失措？

I know it's confusing, but don't freak out! Wait.

我知道这很让人困惑，但不要惊慌！等等。

I was gonna say because you're a control freak.

我想说的因为个控制狂。

But see, that actually does freak me out a little bit.

但看，这让我有点害怕。

You're just a freak that gets turned on by tragedies.

个因为悲剧而产生性欲的怪胎。

We lie to ourselves because the truth...the truth freaking hurts.

我们欺骗自己因为真相...真相令人痛苦的。

It's a freak show, but it's their freak show.

那有违天理伦常 可那他们的事。